Beard Transplant Registry

Now that face transplants have become viable, I would like to see a new type of transplant registry established.

This would be unlike the current conventional lists of kidneys, livers, hearts etc., as this one would collate together all the external features that folk were willing to donate. The reciprocal of this would of course be the "features wanted" pages.

"Live" exchanges would be possible, generating ads such as "My white, mid European nose and lips, for your Afro style equivalent"

Transplant/exchanges would mostly be facial features, ranging from an entire visage to a pair of eyebrows, or the dimple on a chin.

I've always fancied a nifty moustache to groom, sprouting on the index finger on my left hand. A blinking eye instead of my belly button would also be high on my own wish list.