Beastie Bus

This is a pirate political movement to dognap and administer sexual therapy to dogs that are rescued from abusive homes. A band of merry, politically conscious, bestial sex therapists (maybe this just starts out intraspecially) could dognap dogs from at first just plain old physically abusive homes to get everyone on board, but as the show went on, increasingly morally abusuve homes, like those of prominent republicans and people on the religious right. The merry bestial sex therapists would clandestinely film the abusive environment, dognap the dog, administer long term bestial consensual sex therapy with massage, drugs, and other liberal stuff, all filmed, and then return the dog to its owners and submit themselves for trial on charges of bestislity, with the courtroom drama being highly publicized and marketed around the issue if pushing the boundary of sex/love and what the society finds acceptable. It would be like green peace but for the sex, gender and morality crowd.