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Billy-goat Cannon
solve the troll infestation
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Everyone knows that trolls hate and fear billy-goats, especially gruff ones. Get a herd of approximately similar size goats, put them in a converted human cannon from a circus and bag yourself some trolls.

Alternatively, use the goats to herd the trolls into an enclosure where they are fitted with (GTR's) sharpened 'pole pants' and they'll die from blood loss when they eventually sit down.

chud, Jul 05 2002


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       How are you going to finance this? Do you think money grows on trees? Oh, wait...
polartomato, Jul 05 2002
   

       Platform 6
[ sctld ], Jul 06 2002
   

       resarf - credit given
chud, Jul 06 2002
   

       traditionally, the way to deal with nit infections, is to comb the wet hair with a special comb which breaks the legs of the adult stage of the pest and so rendering it unable to reproduce. nifty eh?
po, Jul 06 2002
   

       i think a comb might be more appropriate to protect the goats from the likelihood of sexual abuse by the less fearful trolls   

       how about bridge-shaped traps that collapse when they crawl underneath to hide?
chud, Jul 06 2002
   


 
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