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Boiler-therm

 Aids the procurement of non-boilers
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Located in pubs in central Scotland with a field trial in Cumbernauld. Facial Information is extracted from every female in the venue and given a 'boiler rating' at to how attractive she is. This measurement is based on a regression analysis from data on what makes women non-hideous (Nature, 1996). This information is translated onto a large screen on a wall, with 'boilertherms' joining birds of equal ghastliness. Useful for spotting HOUND COLD FRONTS coming in the door, or 'hen nights' ('shower party' in the USA). A HOUND FORECAST can be given for different pubs based on historical data.

A jasper filter should be feasible, wherein women who appear butch can be given a MELON FARMER RATING.

We could have a WAP server for pooling roaster data from venues in the town / city in question, so one can choose the venue with the lowest MONSTER QUOTIENT.

—iain2, Feb 09 2001

The unisex version... http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Uglatron
A similar idea but based on personal preferences. [DrBob, Feb 09 2001]

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       Gee...I am sure all the women will flock to that bar.
—blahginger, Feb 09 2001
   

       Cumber-NAULD is a new town next to Glasgow, Scotland where Irn Bru and rolls and sausage are consumed like malted milks are in your neck of the woods.
—iain2, Feb 09 2001
   

       I assume that in the spirit of political correctitude you will offer a similar service for women to assess men?   

       Scoring criteria could be Beer Gut Size, Baldness, Decade when hairstyle was actually popular, Shoes/Boots with Zippers, Facial Hairstyle and all of those things which women seek in men who regularly frequent pubs to escape their "boilers". (Women whom they probably met at the pub anyway and then ended up marrying after some drunken, furtive disrobing led to both of them feeling they were "in love" the next morning.)
—UnaBubba, Feb 09 2001
   


 

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