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Veni, vidi, teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini.
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This superhero's super-outfit consists of bowling shoes (in
complementary primary colors) and an almost-matching nylon
league shirt (short-sleeve, button-up, wide-collared). He
knocks supervillans over by slinging bowling balls at them, he
can always pick up the spare, and he can down a pitcher
of
Bud Light before the 3rd frame. Has a
super-cybernetic-hydraulicly-enabled-mechanized utility
bowling glove meshed to his right hand which gives him super
strength when slinging bowling balls and picking wedgies.
Lord Seven-Ten
http://www.halfbake...ea/Lord_20Seven-Ten
Bowlerama Man's arch enemy [PotatoStew, May 23 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Well, we would have to license the idea from the Mystery Men... |
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Ah! I forgot about her. Well, this is a bit different.
Bowlerama Man has no need of skulls in his bowling balls. |
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