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Canadian Olympics
For Canadian athletes(?) only

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Since Canadian athletes have done such a lousy job so far at the Olympics I propose we have games we stand a chance of winning.

The carpet trip: measure the distance from the edge of the carpet to where the foot lands.

2 metre belly-flop:biggest spalsh wins.Contestants 300lbs or more.

Projectile vomiting: drink too much and see who pukes the furthest.

Tim Hortons relay:teams run between donut shops.

Before anyone asks, yes I am a Canadian citizen.Have a nice day eh!

python, Aug 22 2004

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as if there's anyone who hasn't seen it. [calum, Oct 05 2004]

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snowball fights, tobaggon races....I'd enter in those + from another Canuck

swimr, Aug 22 2004

At last, us Scottish may be in with a shout of some Gold!!

Emi-chan, Aug 22 2004

The Scottish being part of Britain that suits me too then. Ah, victory by proxy. Maybe they could throw in some events that the English would have a shot at. The 100m Apologise perhaps.

harderthanjesus, Aug 23 2004

[harderthanjesus] Formation disciplined queueing?

dobtabulous, Aug 23 2004

Not Making A Scene - On Floor, Bar and Parallel Rings.

harderthanjesus, Aug 23 2004

Scottish events:
100m Deep Frying
Parallel and Asymmetric Chibs
Bawbooting
Shoving your granny aff a bus
Full Contact Strip The Willow.

calum, Aug 23 2004

Weight lifting - 12 oz. curls.

waugsqueke, Aug 23 2004

12 oz.? Ouch, heavy.

Machiavelli, Aug 23 2004

Also, Synchronised Drinking - Team event obviously.