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Every once in a while, I'm fed up
with this, too, but then someone posts something that I find genuinely funny, and I realize that my complaint isn't with fiction, it's with too much, and *bad*, fiction. |
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Yea I agree I was a little harsh then .. can I re-word to say 'if you've got something that is quite comical give it a go no problem .. if you haven't .. stop trying .. pause for breath .. have something to eat .. try again in 30 minutes' ?! |
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And, frequently, sober up first. |
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With RANDOM numbers! Generated by MONKEYS! With SQUIRT GUNS! |
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Mmm, maybe therefore my next idea *should be* something useful. |
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Velcro jackets designed for onions and potatos, so that they stick together, preventing them from seperating and rolling around on the floor. |
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Horses tend to startle at the sound of velcro ripping. I've trained all my horses not to, simply by announcing "Velcro..." before each rip. |
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Which comes in handy while eating onions and potatoes on horseback. |
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The halfbakery is more than the sum of it's parts....probably should be named digitally..... .5012837-bakery or something. |
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Damn monkey - now I've got to dry my glasses. |
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