[Not to be confused with Roulette Acres (q.v.), by the
Well, so you're finally retired. No more responsibilities,
more worries... But maybe you've got some kind of
health condition that is slowly going to eat away at your
quality of life, not to mention your retirement
Why not just cut to the chase - and party your ass off at
At Club Bacchanal, the party never stops. This place is
never serene, never sedate - hell, here at Club
we practically never *sleep*. It's Plato's Retreat, CBGB's,
Mardi Gras, and Woodstock all rolled up into one massive
Rock'n'Roll? Three different dance rooms keep the beat
going 24/7. Drugs? We got 'em, and they're all legally
prescribed by our own Dr. Feelgood! Alcohol? All you can
stand. Sex? Well, that's up to you*!
Our turnover rate is incredible**, so there's always
spot opening up at Club Bacchanal! So get ready to
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"!
* ED drugs and other adaptive technologies are covered
by most insurance programs.
** Average survival time: 30 days after admission. Your
mileage may vary.