Each dispenser stands approximately 12 inches high and is made entirely of plastic - each designed to look like Pope John Paul II, in varying stages of his life.

The recently deceased version is a stylised replica of him hunched and wrinkled - simply lift his robe and squeeze mayonaisse onto your meal via a small aperture in the holy arse region.

For tomato sauce/ketchup etc the second statue/dispenser oozes flavour from several holes in his chest - post assassination attempt.

The third dispenser is encased in a bullet-proof like condiment pope mobile, whereby if you wish to spread the contents onto your meal, you must open the see through case, remove and squeeze.