Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Death Bed
When your dying at least be at joy
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When I die I don't want to be in pain or in some hard hospital bed. So why not have your very own death bed. Your about to croak and you know it, so you set your self in your death bed. This bed has built in morphine to ease your pain, a plasma screen TV, phone to call relatives/friends , Bawls in case you want to die awake, kick-ass computer with cable net connection so you can die gaming, Uber over stuffed mattress, and last all the food you could want in your very own fridge and oven.

Now would you want to die in that , or some lame ,stiff hospital bed watching Pocahontas?


Nils the TMP ninja, Dec 29 2003


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       May counterstrike forever rest in peace.

Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003
  

       What if they're late delivering it?

phundug, Dec 29 2003
  

       Then its free.

Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003
  

       And who pays for this? Because if you're rich you can do this at home right now.

kropotkin, Dec 29 2003
  

       Sounds good enough to make it your regular bed.Why wait until you are dying?

python, Dec 30 2003
  

       I think I would rather live in it than die.

mecotterill, Feb 08 2008
  

       Pocahontas is pretty cute.

bungston, Feb 08 2008
  


 
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