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In the fast-paced computer market software and hardware design firms are always looking for the best method of conveying information.
In light of this I was spending an evening at an all-night slop-joint with some friends and debated the merits of french-fries and onion-rings as
a new method of Programming. Not only would it bolster a not-really faltering fast-food industry but it would give computer programmers more of a reason not to get up from their computer to eat.
Think about it, an entire industry bent on the production of frech-fries and onion-rings for the largest Turing machine on the planet. And his name? Bob Hackworth: 700 pounds of lard and the richest man on the planet. (no offence intended to any person who is named Either Bob or Hackworth or Both).
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Ones and Zeroes .... yeah, I can see that .... I guess the ALU would be pretty bulky .... |
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Suddenly all the fast food monkeys at McSweeney's become coders. "Would you like to increment your cola?" Marvellous. |
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There are 10 different kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. |
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And this whole time, I've been coding VB with alpha-bits.. |
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...giving spaghetti code? |
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