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Dog Hulk
Combining poignant drama with gutwrenching action
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A friend came up with this. The basic idea: a dog is searching for his long lost master. he travels around, always just missing his master before he moves on.

And then, you could have some sad piano music at the end.

Also, the dog had some mutant x-ray beam shit happen to it as a puppy. So when the dog gets mad, his fur gets mangy with a greenish undercoat. Then he kicks everyone's ass in sight.


phunklerot, Aug 25 2000

Dogzilla http://www.nightingail.com/dogzilla.jpg
Cat Kong [thumbwax, Sep 19 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Hulk Dogs! Arrrgh! Barrrooooo! Hulk Dogs! http://www.darkhori...om/news03/hdog1.jpg
[bungston, Oct 04 2004]

A Scientific Inquiry Into the Existence of Santa Claus http://www.cvc.org/christmas/science.htm
Yes, it's an old article. [Guncrazy, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

DOG TOYS http://www6.plala.o...ddogcafe/figure.htm
look it's Milo! [synergy, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]


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       What's his doggie-doo like when he's "hulk-ized?"

mrthingy, Aug 25 2000
  

       Will somebody find him and take him home so he can get a new collar to rip weekly?

thumbwax, Aug 27 2000
  

       You wouldn't like me when my tails not waggin'....

solomungus, Apr 05 2001
  

       A 'friend' came up with this - yeah.... On the Internet no one knows you're a Hulk Dog

hippo, Apr 05 2001
  

       aka "The Littlest Hulk"?

calum, Apr 24 2001
  

       Dogzilla! Cat Kong! [lol]

Dog Ed, Apr 24 2001
  

       Littlest Hobo meets THe Incredible Hulk. Interesting.

Monkeyboy2, Jul 31 2001
  

       I want to know if he wears raggedy Daisy Dukes when he transforms into Dog Hulk. Also, does he have to get angry to transform, or does it happen every time he barks really hard?

bungston, Mar 18 2003
  

       Yup. Things have never been the same since I inadvertantly caught that dose of Gamma radiation. I now see in colour, and hear sad, melancholy piano music whenever I leave a room...   

       Still don't bulge with muscles, no matter how peeved I might get.

lostdog, Mar 18 2003
  

       WIBNI, Magic.   

       Read a book by Robert Silverberg and a co-author called "The Science of Superheroes". It basically explains how Dr Bruce Banner would have really died a horrible, horrible death from radiation exposure. (Also debunks the Fantastic Four and other such "mystical ray" superheroes that Marvel was so fond of)

Freelancer, Mar 19 2003
  

       Hulk dogs are here! Hulk dogs are here! Break out the uranium chew toys! Hulk dogs are here! (see link).

bungston, Apr 21 2003
  

       Debunking comic book superheroes? What next, disproving the existence of Santa Claus? Cripes, what a killjoy...

snarfyguy, Apr 21 2003
  

       Sorry to be the one to break it to you, [snarfguy]. (link)

Guncrazy, Apr 21 2003
  

       So I was really studying that Dog Hulk in the link. I swear it is the same thing that Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver turned into in the first Ghostbusters movie. Those Zool dogs. So does that one dog hulk just go a long time between roles, or is that a breed of monster looking dogs that is used for these type of roles?

bungston, Apr 21 2003
  

       Stupid. Hate dogs.

DesertFox, May 04 2004
  

       I am so pleased to see that Dog Hulk was not deleted. However, the Hulk movie surely baked Dog Hulks. Still, this idea rocks. On account of the dog, searching for long lost master, being green and mangy (not bald and bulgy), and kicking ass.

bungston, May 04 2004
  


 
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