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Dress up room

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This room is perfect for girls but a nightmare for boys. First you go to the room then by the door do you press on a pink button (not red but pink). Then get you tied by the room and it brings you to the douche. Then it undress you and wash you everywere. Then it scan your body. And it pick you up and let you down in a pipe. It bound your feet together and then your arms so it can let you wear a dress(princess dress if you want),make up,a bra,a panty,high heels,gloves and under the dress a special bikini. That is for the 11 Qeasts to do if your not do it then the bikini transform into a princess dress that impossible is to take off if you try then it tickle you and there is a lady's bag that do your make up and hair it sounds fun? It's not but if you not carry it with you it get mad and fly to your arm and stick there and every 30 min. It switch dresses,make up,bra,panty. a nightmare for boys ;-)
vereggen, Oct 07 2012

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       Are they Northern Queasts, or Andaman Island Queasts?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 07 2012
  

       You'll do just fine. Welcome to the Halfbakery. <sits back with popcorn>
DIYMatt, Oct 07 2012
  

       Normal isnt your first language, is it?
methinksnot, Oct 07 2012
  

       WTF?
blissmiss, Oct 07 2012
  

       The idea is obscured by the unseen noise of the writer's laughter.
rcarty, Oct 08 2012
  

       Could be WTF, more likely one of the Ergotamine derivatives.   

       And now for something completely different …
8th of 7, Oct 08 2012
  

       Doesn't the number 11 look odd on the halfbakery!

Not sure why this room would be a nightmare for boys. I've always wanted to wear a floaty, princess dress and sexy, girly underwear. It's something about the texture of the material that they use. Can it do my hair up into a huge beehive* as well?


*And no, 8th, a real beehive would not be an acceptable substitute!
DrBob, Oct 08 2012
  

       //a nightmare for boys// - unless they're allowed to watch
hippo, Oct 08 2012
  

       So, 11 is The Number Of The Queasts ?
8th of 7, Oct 08 2012
  

       I want to know more about the 11 Qeasts. Is that some sort of scavenger hunt/progressive dinner hybrid?   

       Also, a nightmare for anyone? Am I right? Back me up here, ladies.
WcW, Oct 08 2012
  

       Our deepest darkest fantasies are all, at their hearts, torments and afflictions of some sort.
WcW, Oct 08 2012
  

       Is that a quote, or did you come up with that yourself?
8th of 7, Oct 08 2012
  

       [11 Qeasts] is a halfbakery user from another dimension who has every iPhone.
zen_tom, Oct 08 2012
  

       Is there any relationship between Queasts and Happylongs?   

       Now we are concerned that [11Queasts] is the result of [21Quest] having an aaccident in a Transporter … the old Mirror Universe thing …
8th of 7, Oct 08 2012
  

       Finally, I have begun to understand Grayson Perry.
Phrontistery, Oct 08 2012
  

       “11 Qeast” is just one pair of transposed bits and two bit flips away from “21 Quest”. Most peculiar…   

       Perhaps we need to have the ansible sent in for a warranty repair.
ytk, Oct 08 2012
  

       //Normal isn't your first language, is it?// [marked-for-tagline]
po, Oct 08 2012
  

       I think it already is, [po].
ytk, Oct 08 2012
  

       11 Qeasts= [21Quest]...hahaha...still laughing.
blissmiss, Oct 08 2012
  

       Laughing? Yes, good. Just don't look into the shadows in the corner of the room. Don't look. Really, don't look. It's only darkness. You can't see anything moving in it. It's just your imagination, or your eyes playing tricks because you're tired. There is nothing in the shadows. Keep telling yourself that. There can't be anything there. That weird flicker in your periperal vision is not really there at all …
8th of 7, Oct 08 2012
  

       oh fuck, its my new kitten sycho!
po, Oct 08 2012
  

       Yes [po], isn't he the 9th of 7?
4and20, Oct 08 2012
  

       The Language does appear to want to say "It puts the lotion in the basket".
xandram, Oct 09 2012
  

       I just want to comfort everyone with the fact that the "douche" here is likely meant to refer to a shower, and not specifically to a device for cleaning the feminine parts.
WcW, Oct 09 2012
  

       Are you sure? Because he mentions the douche separately from the apparatus that //undress you and wash you everywhere//.
DIYMatt, Oct 09 2012
  

       ^ Im gonna go with [WcW], though there's not _that_ much improvement.
FlyingToaster, Oct 09 2012
  

       Well, no paragraph breaks but I have to give credit for choice of category.
normzone, Oct 09 2012
  

       [4and20], don't think we didn't notice what you tried to do there. That particular problem will be rectified just as soon as the mincing machine has had its diesel tanks refilled and the tracks greased.
8th of 7, Oct 09 2012
  

       I forgot how much fun it was in here...
allynius, Oct 10 2012
  

       Wow, [allynius], an account, one idea, and one comment in 12 years. Careful you don't overdo it now...welcome back.
normzone, Oct 10 2012
  

       normzone...you are an observant bunch. My infrequent visits have always received a friendly handshake, regardless of my flagrant disloyalty.   

       I come for laughs, freely available here (thanks to the likes of vereggen and all anno-taters), then forget HB is populated by wit daily. I remember again when I Google myself. My Pea Pod post from Y2K pops up, and I check in...as an infrequent self-googler, I'm missing out on a lot. No RSS feed?
allynius, Oct 10 2012
  

       ^there's RSS available; rummage about in the help section a bit.
FlyingToaster, Oct 10 2012
  
      
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