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A bonfire just isn't a bonfire without one of our XtraLarge or LifeSized simulacrae. Also available in 1, 1œ and 2 foot lengths, for seasonal fireplace and firepit enjoyment.
made from recycled paper
all of these and trump too
None of them be missed. [popbottle, Dec 30 2015]
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||It needs a pocket for clips of hair, fingernails, clothing, or
photographs. I bet there are some traditional herbs you
could sell with it. Or duck's blood.
||Optional accessories: Hammer, and bag of nails (made of Aluminium/Magnesium alloy, so they burn away to ash).
||Goes without saying I'll take a cord of Trumps.
||Be wary of the [8th of 7] effigies. Rumour is they just start
blazing merrily then explode rather enthusiastically. No eye
witnesses have been found to verify however.
||+ I'd like to order one of the Human Resources manager that
fired me last month! She's XXL - custom order please.
||"And someday it may happen that an effigy be found.
I got a little list, I got a little list."