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you're just *asking* to get your teeth drilled you are. |
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:-) How lucky! We have 4 trillion miles of fishing line rope left over from blackholeapult. Turns out we couldn't use it due to weight restrictions and have switched over to nanotubes. |
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When those little guys figure out that you're running your stereo off their Abductotron, they're gonna make you pay in kind. And that means probing, and then some more probing. |
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The real trick is to figure out a way to cook pork chops by getting anal-probed. |
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Just eat them raw beforehand. |
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Why don't you try to purchase their
wireless power? |
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Aliens. That explains our present condition. |
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Somewhere, on another distant planet, there is some sort of communication starting, "If you've abducted [Amos Kito] as often as I have, you've considered using it as a free energy source..." |
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And they said privatization of U.S. utilities was a bad idea. |
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Personally, I avoid the whole alien-abduction thing by wearing my aluminum foil deflector beanie. If they can't listen to my thoughts, they don't know I'm here. |
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Unless they monitor the HalfBakery, then the jig is up.
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"Amos Kito has an 80ft satellite dish sticking out his ass!" |
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Unless they monitor the HalfBakery, then the jig is up.
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