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Eructative Naming Convention

YAHLM-yah-lee
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This is one of those posts that I am probably going to regret when I look back. On the other hand, if by then I have become the ruler of a small African nation with many wives and many more children, then I will have names for each one of the children.

This will also peg me as someone who has not refined their microbiome, so I am open to suggestions on what direction to take that in.

I guess I tend to over eat, a little, and I have an issue with erructation after most meals, so I find myself trying to juggle getting through life and communicating while erructating. And the burps are pretty long and complex, so they usually create a diversion for everyone involved, which is fun for a while but in the long run just gets in the way.

So to increase my productivity in the long run I have decided to start writing the erructative verbalizations down for posterity and for the naming of my progeny in case I do gain a poligamous and procreative status in the future.

To wit:

uh-ba-DAY-bep

'n-YAH-nah-mah

'n-YAH-mih-nah

oo-BAH-deh-beep

oo-WAY-oo

YALM-yah-lee

WAH-woo

uh-MEH-meh-moh

ee-YAHN-uh-bah

oo-WAIN-uh-bah

eh-WAN-ah-may

oo-WIT-de-bough

oo-WAH-woo-BEE-bob

oo-WAY-dee-bo-bo

WAY-ah-lip

Nalp

EE-wuh-bubba

eYub-la-BUH

wanh-uh-MAH

uh-YAH-nah-MOO-ney-meow

WAY-uh-bod

uh-WEE-bud-ah-bud

ah-YUH

We-UH-buh

EE-mo-MAH-ning-ah

Wad-ball-dare-EE

Er-ee-uh-BOIT

ee-BAH-doo-MAHN-dah-mahn

oo-WAH-dah-bomb-ING

oo-AIGHT

LOW-da-BAH-da-ME-nee-MEOW

ee-YO-nah-muh

WAH NEE-um

yud-ah-BOT

oo-WANH-min-ahm

wih-mih-nah-MAU

ee-AH-min

WALT-deh-BET

ay-BALL-ball-ay

oo-WALL-ay-ahn

oo-WELL-ay-ALL-ah-MOM-en-ique

HOE-lee-AH-mah

oh-YALT

oh-ALL-aye-uh

WAY-ah-lah-BAHD-ah-mah-NEH-neh-mee

This is a work in progress. I kind of weep for all of those lost erructative years when I think about it. Imagine the volumes of potential names for my potential progeny.

JesusHChrist, Feb 28 2014

Belching_20Class Looking for instructors. [swimswim, Feb 28 2014]

Yes! This Could Catch On! http://www.youtube....watch?v=yuPSpu-8rqk
...or maybe not... [Grogster, Feb 28 2014]

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       Look back now.
normzone, Feb 28 2014
  

       Yes I regret it.
JesusHChrist, Feb 28 2014
  

       But I'm not erasing it.
JesusHChrist, Feb 28 2014
  

       Baked, shirley, by the parents of Ndabaningi Sithole.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 28 2014
  

       //Ndabaningi Sithole   

       I raise you one Canaan Banana   

       //But I'm not erasing it.   

       You don't have to.. when the aliens land on this cold and empty planet planet, in aeons to come, and find the last hard-drive slowly being eroded by cosmic rays...they will ponder on "Erruc tive" in the same way we now ponder on Linear C...
not_morrison_rm, Feb 28 2014
  

       //I raise you one Canaan Banana //   

       If you do the experiment, you'll discover that Canaan Banana is far less erructative than Ndabaningi Sithole.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 28 2014
  

       <linky> Yes, [JHC], I think this could catch on (right up until the time a radio announcer tries to broadcast a game with a whole team of that lot). I Proudly Bun! [+] <burp>   

       Oh, and SP: [Eructative] should only have one R
Grogster, Feb 28 2014
  

       After briefly envisioning the kind of polygamous procreating women that would be eager to share in this project, I am overwriting those sectors of my brain and moving on to another idea.
normzone, Feb 28 2014
  

       How would know if you'd overwritten them or not?
not_morrison_rm, Mar 01 2014
  

       Must be keeping a backup someplace.
JesusHChrist, Mar 01 2014
  


 

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