h a l f b a k e r y
Like a magnifying lens, only with rocks.
idea:
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, best, random
meta:
news, help, about, links, report a problem
account:
Browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
or Create a new account.
|
|
|
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
I remember a disgusting idea some time back about censuring or editing-out sections of certain classic works of literary fiction, in order to make them more digestible for those of delicate sensibilities. Well this is kind of the opposite... except with movies.
Instead of removing expletives, ADD
MORE IN! With some high-quality dubbing tech, the possibilities are endless... Just imagine Rhett Butler turning around to Scarlet O'Hara and uttering the immortal words 'Frankly my dear, I couldn't give a cats arse'. Listen, as Mary Poppins admonishes her charges with a string of bad language that'd make a docker blush.
Curb Your Enthusiasm
http://www.hbo.com/...id/cast/essman.html
Susie Essman nails her role [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Annotation:
|
| |
Ever since I've seen the Bogart Coke commercial, I've been thinking about R-Rating or even NC17ing old movies. Just add the scenes they cut away from. |
|
| |
Yeah, but not to Mary Poppins. |
|
| |
To judge it, you would first have to see my version of the Wooden Leg Named Smith joke. |
|
| |
You could change your username to [fergoff], for starters. |
|
| |
I'd watch these films, if drunk. I suppose best use would involve shoehorning vulgar language into frightfully proper old films.
e.g. "It's awfully easy to lie when you know that you're trusted implicitly. So very easy, and so very degrading, you hump." |
|
| |
I know people who could star in these movies for free - they wouldn't be acting either. It's so funny to hear these guys speak, especially when they get animated. I think films based on the premise of gratuitous swearing would soon get boring, although the sex scenes could be interesting. |
|
| |
I'm guessing that Quentin Tarantino or Martin Scorsese would be involved with this somehow. |
|
| |
//films based on the premise of gratuitous swearing would soon get boring//
Like South Park? |
|
| |
This would ruin "The Sound of Music". |
|
| |
yeah but Scooby-fuckin-Doo might finally be watchable with this plan. |
|
| |