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Famous last words: "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes." |
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Or you could do it like the Fremen on Dune do.....just eats lots of melange. |
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"Fred, I *knew* our little Johnny was smoking dope! Just look at his bloodshot eyes!" |
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"No Ma, it's just red Eye Dye. All the kids are doin' it." |
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Flouricine will turn your schlera a lovely shade of chartreuse when viewed under a Wood's lamp. |
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Taco Bell, 6:27 PM. The store is crowded, seating is sparse. Someone in line notices that the pimple faced teenager making food has yellow eyes.
Panic/pandemonium ensues.
Yay for panic/pandemonium! Boo for hepatitis! |
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"I looked deep into her eyes. They were like limpid pools of molten chocolate." |
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