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I get bris on my team.
"What's the category?"
"Product."
"Ready... flip it."
"Okay, It's a circle... It's the Circular Space-Ship accelerator! No... it's a oval on a stick... it's an oval with a bunch of sticks. It's a bug... oh, it's a Spider! Yes?
Okay, next..."
(Ray
draws a puffy c=shape resting on it's edges).
"it's a uh... mushroom... no... it's a croissant... it's a wig? What is that? (Little dots added) It's a handset!
It's a phone!"
"Spider.... phone...... hmmm.... It's the Cellphone Disguised as a Huge Hairy Spider with Wiggly Legs!"
"Okay, who's up next?"
"Category?"
"Top 50 Worst Ideas..."
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"OK, it's a jar..."
"Strawberry?"
"It's got worms? In the jar?"
"Got it! Vagina Jam !" |
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"Its a.....a.....tennis raquet"
" Theres something hurtling at it, its a meteorite...urm plantetary defence system?"
"Potato? urm Really fast food."
Shameless plug of first ever idea. |
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P.S We have conventions? can I come if you're not lying? |
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"Knickers... with seashells... croissants..."
"The wearer has shit herself?"
"Croissant-patterned Knickers!" |
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"Tubes...What the hell is that..."
"A rat? Some rodent of some kind..."
"What's the vacuum pump for??" |
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kaz, I'm not certain we've had 'em yet, but I hear rumors of them occuring every once in awhile where the baker / square mile ratio is more dense, like New York and the UK. |
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BC, that would be the Chihuahua Vacuum, I presume. |
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Rods, are you referring to genetically engineereed nanite custard that acts as a bluetooth controlled exploding superhero? |
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[UnaBubba],<gesturing at UB's face> Is that what is on your chin? |
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