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Flashbang Wallet
Permanent miniature flashbang grenade built into a wallet activates during theft | |
The wallet's owner wears a radio-frequency emitter so that the wallet can determine distance by signal strength. The wallet arms the flashbang grenade when the wallet is farther than 2 meters away or when a concealed switch is activated. When the thief opens the wallet, the flashbang grenade detonates.
Increasingly, criminals familiar with the flashbang wallet might turn away or close their eyes while removing the money. During this time, the wallet sprays ink and heavy-scented cologne to mark the perpetrator while the victim looks for a phone, a heavy object, or a place many miles away.
Oh, flashbang wallet!
http://www.youtube....watch?v=5n91DasMENY
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What a photograph! [DrBob, Mar 16 2009]
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[+]...but I feel sorry for the person that finds your real lost wallet someday. |
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Yeah, you may want to have your contact information displayed on the outside of the wallet so you don't blind or deafen a good samaritan who's trying to find out where to return it. One problem I have is space. How much thicker and heavier is this going to make the wallet? Grenades don't exactly fit in back pockets or wallets. I mean, I don't doubt it's possible to fit a suitable mechanism in a wallet-sized form, but how many bills, business cards, credit/debit cards, and receipts are going to fit in it without being uncomfortably bulky in your pocket? You'd have to tailor all your pants to have roomier back pockets. |
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paranoia. you would think that an pandemic of pickpocketing identity thieves was plaguing the English speaking world. Not since the romance of the highwayman has the art of petty theft been so elevated and examined. If you are so terrified leave your wallet at home, carry a DEBIT ONLY card, lock your drivers license in your glove box and GROVEL IN A FREAKING HOLE. Worrywarts aren't going to buy something that might give them a fatal Bris if they shuffle their pocket the wrong way. |
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Sir, hand over your pocket knife, bottle of water and your wallet, please. |
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If you meet a real pro you never see them coming. I lost 300 euro's between the cash machine slot and getting it into my wallet, and only learnt this when I went to pay for dinner and discover my wallet was bare. |
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If you forget to pick up your wallet, you temporarily blind and deafen everyone around you. It would remind you to pick up your wallet though. |
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How big are these grenades? Because my ass has a deep wallet shaped dent already. Any deeper and I might be incontinent. |
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Thank you for so adequately rephrasing my concerns, Bungston. |
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you might discover a class of people who count on blinding themselves. |
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stun guns seem like recreation now. |
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you could deter flagrant spending by slightly altering this device. |
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/stun guns seem like recreation now. / |
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you hang with a wild crowd, vfrackis. Please post video. |
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Couldn't help notice that this is in the General category. You *do* know there's a Product: wallet category, don't you Ketchup? |
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So if I'm a pickpocket, I just open the wallet within the first 2 meters. |
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A good idea! Though it should be activated by the act of opining it. The wallet would not temporarily blind and deafen you if you opened it because it would be within 2 meters of you. The wallet probably only needs to make a loud noise (scream) to alert everyone to the theft. It will be simple enough to build, so I'll get right to it ASAP. |
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//A good idea! Though it should be activated by the act of opining it.// |
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Dude, that's exactly what the idea states! Did you not read it? From the idea: |
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//When the thief opens the wallet, the flashbang grenade detonates.// |
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You gotta pay attention... |
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