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Flip Your Wig Key
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For moments of surreal frustration when nothing seems to be working out on-screen as it should be, the user bangs hard on the 'flip-your-wig' key.

For best effect, use it just as someone enters the room - as when you press the key, your hat/wig flies off with matching whirring siren noise.

This would require a compressed air pack somewhere in/around your hard drive, with a tube running up the inside of your leg to under your wig/hat.

Imagine looking across the office cubicles to see and hear hats and wigs flipping and jumping around, signalling each worker's relief of tension.

benfrost, May 31 2001

Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee

Destination URL. E.g., http://www.coffee.com/

Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)

A spinning syrup, whatever next.

Aristotle, May 31 2001

Now *this* is funny. If you can figure out a way to make it self-contained--with springs, perhaps?--you've got a gag-market winner.

Dog Ed, May 31 2001

This gets funnier every time I think about it

AfroAssault, May 31 2001

benfrost, you're on a winner! I want one today. Laughing now, 'bye.

UnaBubba, May 31 2001

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