Garden Gun

A specially designed multi-purpose firearm for many of your gardening needs. Fashioned from a normal shotgun, mix a little fertiliser or insecticide in with the pellets in the bullet casings, depending on the particular task. High branches that need removal can easily be blasted away wth a few carefully aimed shots and can be an effective way to remove unwanted snails or insects from your veggie patch. Trim hedges, make holes, scare birds and remove weeds all from the comfort of your chair on the patio.