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Or use an intercom. The doorbell sounds like a regular doorbell, but is followed by a recorded "who's there" that plays through an outside intercom. When the caller answers his/her response is played throught the house. |
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Nice. What about a small keypad on which he has to state his intentions towards your daughter, his current bank balance and career prospects? You could put the instructions in Latin, too, to filter out some of the dead wood. After all, who's going to be paying the bills when you're in your eighties and you mow down schoolchildren with a stationwagon on your way to the bingo hall? |
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But, [tc], if your daughter answers the door she will look too eager. It has to be you. Remember? |
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If it were my daughter, I'd be happy to answer the door, shotgun in hand. But I have a son instead, so it's you who has to worry. |
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Get them to answer the door, so. What are you wasting money on technology for when you have child labour? |
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"Sir, the New York City Telephone Directory is at the door." |
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"Sir, 1-800-Flowers is at the door." |
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"Sir, Tommy Tutone is at the door." |
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"Honey, why is the milkman calling us every day" :) |
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OR you can just swipe your bar
code tattoo across the scanner. |
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My barcode tattoo isn't anywhere that allows for easy swiping. |
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Detly, for you we have the new bathroom lock we're working on |
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