Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Hauswerk

A pre-robot stop-gap.
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Hauswerk is a cleaning service for those wishing to project an air of high-tech sophistication who find themselves short of the necessary funds.

Hauswerk offers the client an all-round domestic chores service from trained housework profressionals, all dressed up as robots. A range of styles are available, at competitive prices.

my face your, Nov 26 2002

Domestic Robots http://www.androidworld.com/prod27.htm
Expensive... [my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 1: Rosie http://www.jeffbots.com/rosie.gif
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 2: Robbie http://news.bbc.co....obots-robbie150.jpg
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 3: Frank http://www.robotfrank.com/listbot1.jpg
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 4: The men machine http://perso.wanado...images/krafman3.gif
Suitable for team cleaning of commercial premises. [my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Domestic Robots - "for the wealthy" http://news.bbc.co....sci/tech/465305.stm
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 5: Woody http://www.imdb.com/Title?0070707
Sleeper. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004]

Shields and Yarnell http://www.robertsh...design.com/sny.html
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004]

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       Surely this should be a collection of weird German robots with side partings and sinister smiles?   

       (after checking lik 4.... yeah, just like that!)
Jinbish, Nov 26 2002
  

       Perhaps you should get one of these to do your logging on for you? Welcome back, wondered where you'd got to.
egbert, Nov 26 2002
  

       "Home again, home again, clickety click ....... Good Evening, JF !".   

       No replicants today, thankyou.
8th of 7, Nov 26 2002
  

       <AI>Starving minds, welcome to Dr. Know! Where fast food for thought is served up 24 hours a day, in 40,000 locations nationwide. Ask. Dr. Know - there's nothing I don't.</AI> <Bicentennial Man>Why did the chicken cross the road?</BM>
RayfordSteele, Nov 26 2002
  

       You get the all-time prize for half-baked account name (what on earth does it mean?!), but not, I'm afraid, for the idea. I like my housemaids dressed as maids.
dalek, Nov 26 2002
  

       its a whole new language
my face your November
my face your May,
my face your croissant
po, Nov 26 2002
  

       Hauswerk/Kraftwerk
skinflaps, Nov 26 2002
  

       Thats the pun...see my anno (and link 4).
Jinbish, Nov 26 2002
  

       Very shrewd,Vor spruck von hauswerk
skinflaps, Nov 26 2002
  
      
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