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I see Texas is trying to create illegal cheerleaders. |
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I've never specified the sex of the cheerleaders. And I suppose Texans can have their cheerleaders without "obscene" dances. |
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We really need hotdog vendors in those god damn courtrooms. Keep your cheerleaders, I don't need boobs bouncing around everytime the defense calls a witness, or an objection is made. I need hotdogs. And Peanuts. Maybe a few beautiful models naked just standing around, that way during the slow moments you can admire the beauty of the female form. |
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Ring card girls, strutting around in high heels and barely-bikinis, holding up a card with the number of times an objection has been sustained or overruled. |
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I rather like the idea of illegal cheerleaders. Presumably they'd be sneaking around at night, wearing shadow-grey crop-tops and ra-ra skirts. Balaclava hats, too. Trying to avoid being caught in possession of illicit pom-poms with intent to chant... |
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...I think maybe I should get back to work. |
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As a progression of this idea, it should
also be acceptable to hire a warm-up
act to precede the actual trial. |
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Would this be part of the trial half-time show? |
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