It has happened to us all, perhaps, at one time or another where our emotions beg for some fleeting telephone conversation to end with those sweet words: I'll be right over. But, alas, this rarely ends so well! Most of us suffer from a diminished ability to communicate, hardly capable of convincing someone of our sincerities, let alone getting them to come over for a midnight encounter! If only we'd have staved off the silly phone call...

Enter: The Limphone. This product consists of a noninvasive elastic support worn around the man's genetalia that, when stretched, sends a signal to the person's telephone which prevents any calls from bieng made, save a few emergency numbers. Who's buying it? The guy whose lost too many girlfriends because of incessant booty calling.