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"Who's lipstick is that on your collar?!"
"I had to borrow Jenna's from across the hall..." |
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Besides, wouldn't that affect the flavor of the liquid being consumed - and you'd have to reapply the lipstick on the mug after regular use. You'd wind up with lipstick on your tongue, teeth, etc. There's nothing more hooker-ish looking than lipstick on your teeth ... |
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Been out in drag lately, [Lbaf]? |
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The track isn't open yet ... still too cold ... |
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Given the "Got Milk?" effect, why not just drink lipstick-colored coffee? |
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Thats a GENIUS idea for a fake moustache applicator, DrC! |
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Caffeine impregnated lipstick? |
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Caffeine injections? Put on your lipstick after you drink your coffee? |
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The best application of this is for pranking people who don't wear lipstick. |
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At least if somebody stole your
mug you'd know who it was thanks
to their red lower lip. |
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What's next? Eyeshadow
binoculars? Oh wait, that's baked. |
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