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clever. saves me from having to wear bright red lipstick to work every day. added plus. |
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It can certainly be personalized. You use your own lipstick to load the stamp. Picking a truly wild color that no one in your office would wear adds an extra level of protection. |
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Just go down to CVS/Boots and pick out something called "Babboon Butt Red" or "Chapped Thighs Pink" |
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Remember that you don't ever have to actually wear this lipstick, it is just used for territorial markings. |
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but you do have to actually *buy* and *use* lipstick for this? you obviously don't know how sloppy it would be priming a stamp with lipstick... |
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You don't prime the stamp itself, you prime the pad opposite it so that the stamp picks up the color from there. |
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And remember that this is a situation where neatness does not count, a nice smeared lip print on your bottle of lowfat is going to be at least as effective as a pristine one, if not more so. |
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you can't prime ANYTHING with a tube of lipstick is all i'm saying. |
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I got no problem using a lipstick-stained bottle if the milk still smells OK. You'll have to try harder to stop me from using your stuff, dude. |
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Milk is for children, coffee, and breakfast cereal. |
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Lipstick, on the other hand, is for men - indirectly. |
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<applies lippy in rear view mirror> |
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I like my lipstick second-hand, applied directly from the wearer. |
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consider your elf stamped! 1st class at that. |
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Note to G_C: add soured-milk scent to lipstick stamp pad. |
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Somewhere in every office is a lonely pervert who'd steal anything with lipstick on it, take it home and treasure it forever. <Looks around, realizes who only person in office is.> |
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In my student days I had a friend who would add just a tinge, just a tinge of green food dye to his milk in the communal kitchen. Worked very well as a deterrent. |
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[Brau] How about a big old greasy hand print? |
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//[Brau] How about a big old greasy hand print?// |
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what else is new. for garage workers, you need to bring in the flowery one that says, "Daddy's Special Treasure" or something with a hello kitty on it. |
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//[Brau] How about a big old greasy hand print?//
duh, I guess I need a_ sacasm _indicator. |
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