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Magic Johnson

 Elephantine Hydraulic Codpiece
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Worn beneath you trousers, this inflatable on demand via a remote control codpiece can help you change, define and control most any social experience at will.

-Inflate when you want to get out of a conversation that has gone on too long. -Inflate when you just want to draw attention to your crotch. -Capture a wandering eye! -Instantly grab more room in a crowded elevator or subway car. Impress others with you ability to lift most anything with your groin.

—vfrackis, Mar 04 2009

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       I believe the hype. I think it would work exactly as billed. One could also wear it backwards.
—bungston, Mar 04 2009
   

       Would you PLEASE stop farting?!
—Spacecoyote, Mar 04 2009
   

       good lord! where is he anyway?
—po, Mar 05 2009
   


 

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