The LCD panel window contours in shape to define the pects. The keypad follows in form. Each pad is shaped and placed respective to washboard cuts in the abdomen. The mic is where you want it to be. The speaker is where you need it to be. The best part is that malephones have many recorded phrases in a wide variety of voices that say the things you need to hear sometimes when *you* need to hear them.

Trouble at the office? At lunch you call time and temperature then interrupt that with the voice *you* need to hear. You come back refreshed. Your coworkers befuddled. Now your day goes better.