Mice for Humans and Cats

It's alleged that cats give their humans dead mice out of concern that they might not know how to catch and eat food. I can see an argument for this view, since I imagine they do the same with kittens, but I'm also rather doubtful because humans are extremely large pieces of meat and if we did starve to death, we'd provide a meal for the cat for a very long time indeed until decay rendered us inedible. I also doubt cats are making that kind of catculation in their heads. Even so, this gave me an idea.

Rat meat can be and is made into sausages, and clearly humans can eat rodents. I, however, choose not to eat rodents. But would I continue to make that decision if the rodent in question was anencephalic and grown in a vat? Or otherwise made from plant- and fungus-based ingredients and formed into a murine facsimile? I think perhaps I would, but maybe not.

This, then, is my plan. Manufacture two lines of product. One is made from real mouse cell culture and formed into lifelike, or deathlike, mouse corpses containing crunchy bones, fur, eyes, tails, feet and all the rest. The other is made of Quorn, gluten or something, and likewise made into a convincing muriform shape, including skeleton, water-soluble fur (I do not wish to eat the furry - maybe some nice mould?), blood, eyes and the rest. Sell them in two frozen packets, one for felines, one for hominins, and chow down with the cat on a plateful of dead rodents.

Don't get the bags mixed up.