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Seems like a reasonable adaptation. But it may not meet the Darwinian imperative for automobile evolution; which is..
>scene in a dealership< ... "and about that unsightly accumulated mudsicle..? No more. Nope. Not on this model. No ma'am. Uh-uh." Buyer looks blankly on. |
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Hang a string doused in pork chop fat behind each tire, and when mudcicles form, the neighborhood dogs will do the work. |
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You need to learn to appreciate those mudsicles, and so I am fishboning your idea. You know they do no harm, and are fun in their own way. Like earlobes. So why don't you devise a way to pierce your mudsicles, flaunting them to the world? |
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bungston is right. You should do as I have done and shape them nicely into cool wheel reservior trimmings. |
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I have taught my truck to release them on demand to keep the drivers behind me on their toes. This could help those whose vehicles are not so easily trained. |
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Alas, this seems to me to be a case of I say "disgusting mass of mud, slush and detritus" and you say "abstract expressionism." |
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If I were to learn the Zen art of appreciating all my problems I would have no reason to halfbake. |
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And, euphemism aside, I doubt a prospective lover would find it entrancing if I nibbled on her mudsicles. |
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