Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Nerf Poison
Pretend poison for play-cold-war
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Initially this would be just a robustly-flavoured but not unpleasant soda/cordial (e.g. Ginger flavour). It would come in a caricature poison bottle ("ACME poison") and have an off-shade of green colour.

Later revisions might be able to induce harmless temporary physiological side-effects such as giving the consumer's skin a green hue and/or give off some noticeable odour/fragrance.

I think you'll agree that teaching kids that consuming brightly coloured liquids in bottles saying "poison" is cool and fun will do wonders for the gene pool!

rjfarquhar, Nov 13 2007


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       Darn, I thought this was going to be about poison you could add to Nerf ammo. I could use some poisoned paintballs, if they exist.
Shadow Phoenix, Nov 14 2007
   

       just read Alice in Wonderland.
po, Nov 14 2007
   

       You just had to go and mention the gene pool didn't you?
rcarty, Nov 15 2007
   

       I knew a guy named Gene once, but he didn't have a pool...
Canuck, Nov 15 2007
   

       Teaching kids not to believe everything they read, that there is such a thing as a joke, to have a sense of proportion, and generally to get real will certainly do wonders for civilization. [+]
Ned_Ludd, Nov 16 2007
   

       Aha, cry "Wolf!". Time to worry.
4whom, Nov 16 2007
   


 
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