Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Personal emails everyday
Private, custom emails just for you...
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My plan is designed for the person who is not content with an Inbox filled with ads and other spam - First, I would create a random character generator - each day it would generate 100,000 or so random letters and numbers, then they would all be fed into a spell checker - all non-words and numbers would be tossed out, and only random real words kept. These real words would then be formatted into an email and sent to you. Presto, a private non-spam email just for you.
printers, Sep 02 2001


Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee

Destination URL. E.g., http://www.coffee.com/

Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)







       Whoa. If you could program that massive thing, then that would be pretty funny.
NeverDie, Sep 02 2001
   

       Wouldn't be too hard. Heck, like the recent HipCrime floods, you could have it maintain simple grammatical rules so that the sentences almost kind of sort of make sense.
wiml, Sep 03 2001
   

       Better than just random characters, load a wordlist (there are some available for download) into an array and select random assortments of words, then use the grammatical dingus wiml suggests to make them into sort of coherent messages. Cool.
Dog Ed, Sep 03 2001
   

       That's how 80% of apparent halfbakery users work.
UnaBubba, Sep 03 2001
   

       I think I'm already getting these. This was in today's mail to <bakesperson@halfbakery.com>   

       RULE OF THUMB: WHEN FOLLOWING SOMEONE--VANITY PLATES
SHOW TOTAL STUPIDITY.........YEA, "GOGGLES".
CALIF. PLATES......FOR THOSE WHO PLAYED ALONG,
WILL SPRAY AS WELL!
jutta, Sep 03 2001
   

       "Mad libs"?
egnor, Sep 08 2001
   

       How does randomly generated equal personal?
What's the point of reading something that has no soul behind it? 		  

       At least the ad was generated by someone for alot of someones. This is generated by no one FOR someone. I'm not feelin' this. Sounds like you need friends.
iuvare, Sep 08 2001
   

       "Every day" is two words. The only time you use "everyday" is when it's an adjective, like "I'm wearing my everyday shoes."
stokestack, Nov 20 2003
   

       Sounds like spam mail to me.
croissantz, Aug 22 2004
   


 
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