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It's not beer that threatens the phone but vica versa. |
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Like a dog on a leash, never let that phone out of your sight! if the wife / g.f. / significant other can't find you at a moment's notice there will be hell to pay. |
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Add a signal canceling feature to the phonemat, a device that emits a field that renders the phone unable to make or receive calls and then you will be able to drink in peace. [-] |
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It's not that it's a bad idea...it's that... |
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you could just use a coaster. |
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daft and virtually useless, ie perfect
Bakery material [+} |
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I assume that bun is for the coaster. |
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No, the bun is the wrong shape for the coaster; here, you need this crescent-shaped coaster [+] to rest your buns on; otherwise they'll start soaking up those spilled phone calls from your wife. |
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Now I'm so confused. Isn't a circular, square or rectangular piece of (sp) carDboard in fact a type of coaster anyway? |
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Maybe it's a cardboard bar roller coaster, whenever the infra red beer glass comes close to your coastered mobile phone, it shifts it's position and shuffles along the bar away from you. |
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Yep a coaster it is (disposable coaster, single serving coaster), rectangular for your phone. thanks I had forgotten that name, coaster. |
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Hey, I went to a pub today and they had rectangular (Sam Adams) coasters and I thought of you! |
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In this technologically-savvy age, I guess we could always use another gadget that seems important at the moment. Very clever... |
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//Many people put their mobile phone on the bar next to their beer. This is a potentially dangerous situation. //
Especially if you pick up the wrong one when the phone rings... |
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I hate it when I answer my beer. |
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