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In the same vein as Anime-girl PC case mods, an off the rack, weatherproof case to place over your field-based piano, to disguise your instrument as a cow. Thus daytripping city folks, standing leaning on the fence, your Pianow between you and them, will think you are milking a musical bovine.
Available
in Grand, Baby Grand, Upright and, soon, Wurlitzer. In tune lowing capability extra.
Anime Girl PC Case Mod
http://sae.cside.co...pc/ern005/ekana.htm
[calum, Feb 18 2005]
"Rooowlll aaaht the barrel"
http://data2.collec...ca/ap/a/a002790.jpg
[calum, Feb 18 2005]
Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia...#Creating_ambiguity
source of information and inspiration. [calum, Feb 21 2005]
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do you have many pianos out in your fields, [calum]? |
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I can just see the cowano tuner, with his shoulder length plastic glove... |
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he was a milkin' musical fool, but she loved him.... |
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Well if it stops you bringing the piano hammers home to dry out on the comfiest chair in the house, this gets my vote. |
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Have you considered the musical carnage which might follow the amorous moves of Eustace, next-door's 30-stone bovine semen-monster? |
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[Sal] cover Eustace with a fake piano cover. might slow him down a bit. |
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Once again, a Halfbakery idea that's madder than a box of frogs is accompanied by a link to a real-life example that's equally unhinged. |
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I'll have one in Freesian please [calum], with the lowing module and a piano stool that resembles a sheep. |
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Good advice, dentworth, good advice. |
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Even here in sunny california, a piano left outside will soon become a "PSO" (Piano Shaped Object), and when played will then sound very much like a sick cow. |
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only place i ever saw livestock in someone's front yard, in town, was in california....maybe a few cowano's would help some private sun beaten urge... |
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Cows are cute, pianos are lovely. However, put together they are awsome. How do you come up with stuff like this? |
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[Machi], for the inspiration, see link #3. |
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[wagster], your sheep piano stool is an excellent suggestion and leads me towards thinking of an entire orchestra of animal disguises including pig french horn and otter bassoon. |
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Cows in a car driving by, yell "Mooooooooo, Mooooooooo", at a crowd of people in a field. |
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Ah, I should've known. Inspiration comes from the most unlikely places. |
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