 h a l f b a k e r y Go ahead. Stick a fork in it.
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.... or words below the water line - "IF
YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE UNDER
WATER AND IN THE EARLY STAGES OF
DROWNING - THIS PROCESS CANNOT BE
REVERSED" |
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Or even have useful swimming-related
advice: "don't forget to thoroughly dry
inbetween your toes". |
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Under the line you can write (upside down):
"Other way up". |
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With respect, mr hippo, I would suggest that synchronised-swimming instructions on how to create an underwater formation capable of hoisting someone about 1.5 meters are the obvious choice. |
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[methinksnot] There'd have to be an emergency pack of waterproof lipgloss with the instructions. |
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Do you not carry one of those all the time? |
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