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Pope Idol
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Pope John Paul II isn't going to last forever. His Polishness is on his last legs, and as said as it seems, will eventually die.
Traditionally, the Pope is chosen by the College of Cardinals, who must elect a Pope with a majority of two-thirds-plus-one. Everything is done in secret, and if the
votes do not elect a new Pope, then the ballots are burned with a chemical that produces black smoke. If it does produce a new Pope, then the ballots are burned to produce white smoke.
As quaint as this may be, i feel that it is slightly behind the times to be communicating by smoke, when we can broadcast pictures and sound all across the world. Therfore, i propose that the next Pope be chosen by both the College of Cardinals, and the millions of Catholics
worldwide, in a competition called Pope Idol.
The Cardinals shall sort out the Holy from the irreverent, and whittle down the number of possible Popes to an un-even 9, because i like that number.
Next, the potential Popes shall partake in showing off their skills in the confessional, sacraments, and biblical knowledge.
The Cardinals shall decide two that should be voted off by the Catholic Church that week, with ballots being available to all members in their Church buildings across the world.
Eventually, it will come to a head, where two are left, for the Catholic public to decide who they want as the next Pope.
The winner will then complete a world-wide Catholic Mass, and the people will have who they want as the leader of their Church.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to vote you off the island. =/ |
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I don't remember Olympic gold ever being presented based on accumulated votes... |
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Not only do you have quite a lot of your information wrong, the idea stinks as well. Apostolic authority determines binding and loosing power in this case (and others). Jesus gave this authority to a few, and the apostles warned about ordaining the unworthy. Pope by mob opinion is about a bad of an idea as everyone interpreting the Bible in the way they feel the most comfortable with. |
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And yet, everyday, we interpret the bible the way we feel most comfortable with. |
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Are you saying that devout Catholics are unworthy of selecting the next Pope? Surely the most devoted are the most worthy. |
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Catholics believe that G-d chooses the next Pope throguh the Cardinals, so why can't G-d choose the next Pope through ordinary people? Was that not what Jesus' ministry was all about? Anyone can find their way to heaven, anyone, not just 'High Holy Men', so therefore, anyone should be able to elect the Pope, not just Cardinals. |
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the pope has left us. a great man has
passed. |
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Because as pope, you must not only lead the young, but the old as well, in matters that are more personal and spiritual than political. The proper person must have enough recognized capital in that regard. |
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tyskland, because according to the catholic faith, that would require God to change tactics and go against something He's already done and established, which would be rather ludicrous. |
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Jesus' ministry was to teach us all about spiritual maturity, holiness and point us to God. But we are not all at the same points along that path. |
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We all choose the President, and just look where that gets us. |
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No, I am not a catholic, btw. |
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this papacy lasted 27 years... |
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and the one before that about a month. |
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Can you beleive I was just about to suggest this. Here was
my entry: |
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The next big thing in reality TV. |
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Contestants compete for prestigious title of pontiff. The
viewing audience can vote on the contestants ability to
wave, kiss the ground, shake hands etc. Serious issues like
views on AIDS and wars will be discussed - and in the end,
we are all left with the people's pope. |
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Because a Pope is in power for the rest of his life, this
leaves little scope for a second season, which is why I
suggest the next phase - Pimp my Pope. |
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You know what happens when the Pope dies? Another one popes up. Oh hang on, actually, he regenerated, like the Doctor. >link< |
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when the last pope died (I forget when) there was a comedy series in the UK with Stephen Fry (I forget the name), where they suggested 'Pope Idol' as a newspaper headline. |
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[Flux] Pope My Ride would be better. They take your car and make it bulletproof. |
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Talking of the popemobile, he might be pretty dodgy on the AIDS and religious tolerance fronts but the new guidelines for the pastoral care of the road show that ol' Benedict knows his highway code. |
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Then again. I don't know if standing up in the back of a moving vehicle, not wearing a seat belt would be seen as responsible road usage by the traffic police. |
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