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Cast the recently deceased John Paul the second's testicles, into a set of marketable worry beads for catholics. When sins have occured, simply say three hail marys and give his balls a good knead.
Pope Joan
http://en.wikipedia...ope_Joan#The_Legend
"Testiculos habet!"
"Deo Gratias" [calum, Apr 28 2005]
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There was an old pope named John
Paul... |
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I understand the fishbones, but c'mon, this has real market potential ! |
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Even the act of kneading the beads would produce more guilt and more kneading of the beads.... |
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That is a great link on the Pope Joan. I especially like the reuse of Roman bidets as thrones / testicle examiners. |
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// understand the fishbones, but c'mon, this has real market potential // |
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No it doesn't, there's only one pair. |
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That doesn't mean much, [zeno]. Reliquaries around the world contain no fewer than 16 of JC's "only" foreskin. |
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The second of two Pope John Pauls,
Had remarkable, swishy, soft balls,
Just give 'em a knead,
And a multitude feed,
With fish and bread lunches for all. |
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Wow, is there really such interest in the foreskin of [jezushchrist]? great factoid btw. |
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I'm giving this one a fishbone for use of the word "factoid" from an otherwise respectable poster. |
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The balls would have to have some sort of warming device, as cold ones wouldn't really soothe. Maybe some simulated grey hairs for effect and 'made in china' on the under side. |
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The pope probably had three balls. Not
just everyone qualifies to be a pope,
y'know. |
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He kept bulls as well didn't he? |
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[Ben] I was thinking about a similar idea involving repressed catholics, dildos with psalms printed on them, and, of course, a cast of JPII's penis. |
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What's wrong with factoid? |
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..it sounds better backwards.... |
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"Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up,
she gets more fan mail than the pope..." |
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[Ian Tindale] you are devilish. poor mickey. |
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Okay, first of all, that is really gross and
wrong. Who would actually want to
knead the Pope's balls? Certainly not
me. And second of all, I'm fairly new to
this site, so what does the fishbone
mean? |
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//Who would actually want to knead the Pope's balls?// - [Benfrost] would. |
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//so what does the fishbone mean?// - Everyone agrees with your assessment. |
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Croissant - Gooooood!
Fishbone - baaaaaad! |
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It's an unscientific rating of your idea by other users of this site who care to take the time to press the for/against links. |
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Meaningless to some, total self-worth meter to others. Kind of like 'Is my idea hot or not?' |
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As opposed to, "Are my balls hot or not?" |
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And yet it feels so .... no wait, still wrong. |
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Well, since they're celibate (or so we're told) it's probably a legitimate use for Il Papa's cluster of dangly bits. |
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Okay, that's what I thought the
fishbones were for, but I wasn't
completely sure. |
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//since they're celibate it's probably a
legitamate use// No way is it a
legitimate use! The fact is that it's gross
and besides, would any guy feel
comfortable if someone used their balls
as prayer beads after they died? No, I
didn't think so. |
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