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Twizzle, our cat, loves nothing more than getting most-lovely attention at the dinner table. His tail is a problem though. As he visits the lap of each diner, it thrashes around leaving hairs in a Zorro-like gash in the butter.
I propose a remote control unit that overrides pussy-control of the tail
(yes; he agreed to the surgery; I have his pawprint). Press "Red" to render it floppy. No danger of dander now...
Of course, after five minutes, there will be a timeout in case drunken diners forget to re-enable the tail.
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I'm thinking it's not just the tail that sheds. |
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It's a case of prioritization. The tail's the worst. The coat is priority two. |
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And anyway, imagine if we rendered the whole cat limp at the press of a button. It would fall down on the floor and I would get beaten up. |
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Nah, you'd be fine - just press your *other* red button to make their arms go floppy. |
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DenholmRicshaw, - that's alright, as I
believe the ancients already perfected the
art and science to make it stand up: mount
a limp puss. |
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Ian, you evil genius. *applauds* |
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//coughs up fur ball, slings at I.T's general direction...// |
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I thought from the title this would be some form of forcing women into submission... I like this (slightly) more. Can you make one for my dog? She has a bad habit of whipping me in the face with her tail. |
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