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In the UK we have a range of chocolates called Quality Street.
Each box of Quality Street contains a variety of separately
wrapped chocolates in a number of shapes and styles. Theyre
all very nice, in a twee sort of way, but a bit too sweet for my
taste.
Quality Streak Chocolates are the
antithesis of Quality Street,
by being a confectionary range based on the patterns,
colours and textures of bird and bat droppings.
Individual chocolates are designed, named and wrapped
accordingly, after the deposits of our well known local and
exotic flying friends. When they are unwrapped they reveal a
perfect replica of a bird dropping stuck on a small sample of
typical recipient material, such a segment of car windscreen,
piece of someones hair, seam of a baseball cap, etc. -
everything being realistically fashioned from edible
confectionary material. In appearance they would look
absolutely realistic, but in taste be perfectly delicious.
hmmmm, yummy..... that Common Loon Nougat Twirl just melts
in your mouth - (see link for details) Loon Nougat
http://www.amazon.c...8263855#reader-page Just one of the many flavours on offer [xenzag, Mar 31 2006]
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you really think they would sell? |
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what kind of impression would they make for loved ones on Valentine's Day or Mother's Day? |
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What tit would buy these? |
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Well, we have creme eggs, why not creme shit? |
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<off-topic> Reminds me of an advert jingle when I was little: |
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"What has a hazlenut in every bite? Topic!" |
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Except what we would hear was: |
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"What has a hazlenut in every bite? Squirrel Shit!" </off-topic> |
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Chocolate that looks exactly like bird droppings? Don't be eating them at the garden table then. [+] from my children who love anything like this. |
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Love it! Sign me up for ten pounds! |
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It'll cost you more than that. |
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Coming from the author of "Audobon Bons", I can only say I think this is nothing but the after product. |
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This is very nice, in a twee sort of way. |
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