h a l f b a k e r yThe embarrassing drunkard uncle of invention.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, best, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
Basically the radioactive golf ball is a regular golf ball painted in some low level radioactive paint. The point being that the said hot golf ball can always be easily located with with Geiger counter, even in the thickest cover. (with the possible exception of the three-mile island open)
The other
neat side effect is that they would be luminous, making a whole new fad for night time golf tournaments. Picture the midnight cup with glowing balls flying through the sky like shooting stars. Of cause protective gear like say lead lined gloves and trouser pockets would be required by the players!
But than any product you can bundle with peripheries is bound to be a winner.
Irradiated Golf Ball
http://www.orau.org...neous/golfballs.htm
Might present new challenges to skillfully playing the game. [jurist, Oct 04 2004]
Night Golf
http://glowproducts.../glow-golfball.html
Glow in the dark golf balls [goff, Oct 04 2004]
[link]
|
| |
Did you, perchance, mean "peripheral" benefits, aspects or devices? |
|
| |
Thanks for correcting my sleep deprived spelling! |
|
| |
Damn! I could use some of these. |
|
| |
I'm afraid radioactive does not mean luminous - common misconception that any radioactive items glow in the dark. |
|
| |
I'm not sure how a glow in the dark golf ball would help... unless you are playing in the dark. Which is a little odd. |
|
| |
Using a Geiger counter; Now that's a good idea. |
|
| |
Luminous golf balls for Night golf already exists. Very strange game to play (When I played it we all had a potholers torch on our heads - especially needed on the green). See link. There is no reason that a radioactive golf ball would glow in any way.
However, the locate via Geiger counter is a good idea. |
|
| |
Regular use of this product would also eliminate the high grass, as it died back from previously lost balls. |
|
| |
I play golf. I own a Geiger counter. Where do I sign up?? |
|
| |
Hey, same here. I wonder if we can convince anyone to raid a golf range in Chernobyl. |
|
| |
If it's radium paint it will glow... and give off enough radiation to be harmful.
But a slightly radioactive ball and hunting with a geiger counter is actually not a bad idea. |
|
| |
I work in a nuclear facility, and a little radiation is nowhere near as bad for you as many people think. In fact, small doses may be beneficial. |
|
| |
//and a little radiation is nowhere near as bad for you as many people think. In fact, small doses may be beneficial.// |
|
| |
A rad a day keeps Herr Doktor away? |
|
| |
eulachon, there's a cashier's check here from an M. Burns for you to sign for... |
|
| |
Yes, Uranium golf balls sound so much better than Titanium.
However, if the golf ball had a tuned circuit inside, then could it be located with a small transmitter? A good play on the word 'Ping'. |
|
| |
Hey, post it and call it the "Ling Ping". |
|
| |
Link to a study on radiation dosages and cancer added... |
|
| |
If scared, you could always store the golf balls in a lead-lined compartment in your bag. But the only part of you that would really get any dose is your hand when you pick up your ball - radiation levels fall off exponentially with distance. |
|
| |