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Especially if you're woken by the sound of one hand clapping. Croissant. |
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Very good, as long as you can disable that awful beeping
that wakes me with an urge to kill...
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And you'll be so used to the noise that silence (dog whistle?) will wake you one day at 7:30. |
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Um... I can see this being a real problem... when it goes
off I don't know whether to get up, answer the phone,
answer the door, throw things at the cat, etc. Much too
confusing. |
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I look forward to being forced into the world of the living as the alarm clock produces a recorded tirade:
"Get up you lazy s*@^head!!" one morning, or "What are you doing in bed with my WIFE!?!?!?" |
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However, I think this device might suffer from its own success though...Its a great idea, deserves a croissant because it would definitely wake me up... therein lies the problem: I'd destroy it by the end of the week for ruining my much loved lack-a-daysical laziness in the morning |
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Every day, get up to different sounds. Croissant. |
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I imagine one could download new "sound packages" for it too? |
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nothing would get me more motivated to move like the sound of a torrent of diareah eminating from my bedside table. |
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If you're going to be a disgusting fool at least be an accurate one. |
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