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I'm confused. Is the a shower head attachment, or are you embedding razor blades into the wall of your shower? |
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Holy shit...lawsuit nirvana! |
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Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life |
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I had the same image. Somehow I think a paw-paw tree (or whatever it was in the movie) is a rather safer alternative to a wall full of Bics. |
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Stick-on Tiles are simply wallful. Life is about risk. Dancing in the shower was never so edgy. |
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hot coals on the floor, to dance on, will freshen up those feet. |
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And just how, do you propose, will you ever shave against the grain? |
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Soapy bum fluff sliding down the walls of the shower - gross. |
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I've got a little compartment under the floor of my shower that's meant to collect hair, and I know it needs emptying but I'm too scared to look. I *have* to do it tonight. Maybe that's why these ideas seem ickier to me than they should. Dirty showers freak me out almost as much as someone else's carelessly disposed of toenail clippings. *Especially* if they've dropped one on the carpet and you stand on it and it's big and dirty and crusty. *Shudder* |
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But they make such good toothpicks.
Just in case someone's made bets - Je coupe mes ongles d'orteil au-dessus de la toilette (siège vers le bas) |
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...puis, je les pêche dehors pour employer comme toothpicks. |
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Vous laissez-les marinent pendant une heure? |
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Heh. So you hang nail for a while? |
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