Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Rice kinetic projectiles

Knock out bad guys and feed civilians at the same time
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I'm not much of one to be suggesting new ways to kill or hurt or otherwise coerce people, but maybe the first world's current pattern of war with bombs and guns followed by lengthy aid campains of money and food could be improved by doing them both at the same time. I'm imagining a nonlethal gun that shoots bean bags full of real fresh beans, dropping gravity bombs full of rice, etc. Drop solid gold bricks and use platinum bullets on tanks and harder targets as a last resort.
gomer, Sep 04 2008

rice football http://photos1.blog...00/ricefootball.jpg
sometimes I throw them at the waitstaff [jaksplat, Sep 04 2008]

potato gun http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_gun
[xandram, Sep 05 2008]

Non-lethal defensive popcorn PSA_3a_20Popcorn_20Security_20Alarm
[normzone, Mar 28 2010]

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       (dons anti-american hat) Definitely. As allies, we'd be barraged with gold bricks almost immediately. <hides>
david_scothern, Sep 04 2008
  

       Sometimes you have to be kind to be cruel.
bungston, Sep 04 2008
  

       Popcorn land mines? (How much popcorn would it take to be lethal?)
phundug, Sep 04 2008
  

       + Oh why not...somehthing like potato guns...
xandram, Sep 05 2008
  

       //How much popcorn would it take to be lethal//
Useless factoid - a mole of unpopped kernels would cover the United States to a depth of nine miles.
That should drown a fair few folk.
coprocephalous, Sep 05 2008
  

       The French will only participate if you build Béarnaise Bombs.
django, Sep 05 2008
  
      
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