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You go to the beach, set up your towel, strip down a start
spreading lotion on yourself. Now you have greasy hands that
get sand and lotion on everything you touch. Even your tuna
salad sandwich tastes like Coppertone®. But now, there is a
better way. Roll-on Lotion, just like your deodorant,
spreads
it on evenly and quickly while keeping your hands dry. Of
course you will need to overlap your strokes for complete
coverage. In a variety of scents and widths.
Baked.
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Search for 'roll' [angel, Nov 28 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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There's a reason you don't see this stuff in stores very often. It sucks ass. |
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It comes in spray form, too. Even better than roll-on. |
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Well, that depends on your point of view, I suppose. |
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Ah-Ha! how about edible suntan lotion you can apply it to
your partner with your tongue |
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I'm getting this mental picture of this flabby, middle-aged, hairy-backed guy asking everyone at the beach to help him apply his edible suntan lotion <yech! shudder> |
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Excuse me, I have to go wash my mind out with soap... |
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I have used this product in the past. If you're not careful you end up with 'racing stripes' of sunburn on the areas between those where it actually applied. |
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Hack...Kaff...Blurp! Sorry, hairball.
Given that they produce less mess, etc. as lbunting said, I wonder why the alternatives to smear-on sunscreen aren't more common. |
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oh my god I thought he said screensaver |
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