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These high-quality headphones are programmable by the retailer, so that the same model can be used to receive XM, Sirius, or both (for those who actually have both).
*New*! Accesorize your headphones with optional high-gain antenna. This satellite dish not only shields you from the sun on hot days
and makes you look very cool, it keeps you anonymous to spy satellites! They can't tell you from one of their own! Only $29.95! Order now!
Why, back in my day...
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[thumbwax, Oct 05 2004]
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This could be a very funny idea, if the user has a satellite dish mounted on his/her head, like one of those silly umbrella hats. |
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It can double as a hat, whilst keeping your identity secret from spy satellites. |
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[G], can you do a rewrite, to incorporate? |
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So these would be headphones that orbit your head? |
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You'd have to sleep standing up, like an elephant. |
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