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Welcome in Schrödingers pet shop. Buy
your cat, dog, iguana, rabbit, goldfish or
little hamster here. Or your parrot of
course.
Is it dead? Is it alive? We don't know.
All pets are delivered in stylish black
boxes. No refunds. For all your cyanide
and isotope needs also.
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Plenty of old favourites in this idea. I await the custard/pirate afterthought edit. |
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I'd rather go to a shop and buy a live pet. No novelty in kittie corpses. [-] |
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A strange odour will begin to emanate after kitty takes a dump. |
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Excepting, of course, Mumm-Ra, the Ever Living. |
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