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What to do? You want meat for the freezer but it's buck-only season and you haven't seen one all day... Well, don't despair! Shoot that big fat doe and screw on a set of antlers! The antlers should be something modest - four or six points. You just want enough to get past the game warden, not enough
to draw an admiring crowd. I'm thinking you could injection mold plastic horns over a steel shaft with a thin, self-tapping screw built in. For only $20 you can avoid that annoying $1000 fine and confiscation of you firearm and truck!
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You can call them Rompolas. |
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Made me laugh [+];
Really not keen on shooting animals anyway, and there are probably good reasons why they're not in season. [-]. |
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I wonder if these could work for people, too. |
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Ha Ha Ha, What Pa`ve said. |
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I think screw-on dangly bits must be baked. I'm sure I've seen them in the Village. Why not expand the usage of screw-on antlers beyond the deer community? In the case of a charging grizzly bear, for example, a pair of antlers would add some much-needed comic relief. |
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Imagines [Navy_Guns], emerging from slumber after his bucks' night, looking a lot like a pale, skinny Viking warrior. |
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I occasionally shoot a fish only to find out that they are just shy of legal size. If I attach the horns, will the Fish and Game guys be impressed? |
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