Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Hangs on wall, filled w/oil/lotion.
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You rub your back on it and in winter it would be ooooo, aaaaaaahhhhhhh. For those w/o significant other live-in, or SOLI w/o fingernails. Much like Cattle oilers seen on farms.

marriedaswede, Oct 30 2001



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       Oh my! How the other half lives!   

       What the hell are you on about? And what in tarnation are you doin' ta thet there cow, boy?

UnaBubba, Oct 31 2001
  

       Yes, we have no rutabagas today.
Those cattle oilers are kinky.

thumbwax, Oct 31 2001
  

       Backrubbers ( oilers) are popular to keep flies and pests off cattle in the paddock. The major problem with them is that they dose cattle with levels of pesticide which render the meat unfit for export.

UnaBubba, Oct 31 2001
  

       Unfit for export but OK for Australians?

hippo, Oct 31 2001
  

       I hate it when that happens.

thumbwax, Oct 31 2001
  

       Get a tree (see Disney's cartoon version of Jungle Book).

DrBob, Oct 31 2001
  

       OK for Aussies cause they don't want to be exported either?

bobzaguy, Nov 03 2001
  


 
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